18SX jokes =X

copied from someone posts..=)
not yet reach 18 years old please stay away from this post..muahaha!

if not please read it under parental..hahaha!

here it start :D

# 1
Husband climbs on the bed naked.
Wife: I have a headache.
Husband: Good! I have powdered it with aspirin.
U want to take it orally or as an injection.

# 2
Three fastest means of communication:
1. Telephone
2. Television
3. Tell-a-woman

# 3
One day, DUREX complained to KOTEX: ' Every time u work, I gotta 7 days off!'
KOTEX retorted: 'Whenever u make a mistake during work, I gotta take 9 months leave'.

# 4
A man called his 4th wife - Baby doll,
3rd wife - China doll,
2nd wife - Barbie doll &
1st wife - Guess What ?
- Panadol

# 5
Man admiring his naked body in the mirror says
to wife: 'Look at that 75 kg of pure dynamite'.
Wife replies: 'It is a shame though about the 2 inches fuse'.

# 6
Friends are like underwear, always near you.
Good friends are like condoms, always protecting you.
Best friends are like Viagra, lift you up when you are down.

# 7
Man tell MP:
My son's a drug addict, my daughte's a prostitute, and my wife's a gambler.
MP: Isn't there anything positive in your family?
Man: Yes, I am HIV positive.

# 8
What is common between a wife and a private swimming pool??
A nswer: The cost of maintenance is too high
compared to the time you spend inside them!!!

# 9
Naked girl boarded a taxi. Driver stared.
Girl scolded him, 'Never seen a naked girl before?
Driver replied 'Yes! Seen many before but wondering
where you keep your money to pay taxi fare.'

hahahaha!!!
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*jeing, 25/12/09, 5.05pm*